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Snikt!
by david   February 28, 2003


To: controller68
From: clarkschpiell
Subject: ebay auction: Wolverine and Starfox Canvas Patches

Dear controller68,

Thanks for the snazzy Wolvie & Starfox patches!

Here's the deal: the left knee on all of my jeans wears out really fast. Why? Who the hell knows? It's not like it is extra pointy or anything. Anyway, the point is, rather than buying new jeans all the damn time, I've decided to actually patch them, like when I was a kid and I'd rip my jeans playing soccer or something. Anyway, I wanna patch them with the cool-ass Marvel patches (circa 1984-1986, I think) which I collected as a kid, but then sold for a measley 10 bucks as a dumbass high-schooler.

The moral: if you have more of these patches, especially of X-Men (& other X groups), Fantastic 4, Spiderman (& all related villains for the above), please let me know, if you get a chance. My knee isn't getting any less pointy, and I'll probably need them. Thanks,

--David

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To: clarkschpiell
From: controller68
Subject: RE: ebay auction: Wolverine and Starfox Canvas Patches

David,

I'm a little upset. Those patches are for collecting. Pls tell me you haven't ruined them yet -- I'll buy them back for what you paid.

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To: controller68
From: clarkschpiell
Subject: RE: ebay auction: Wolverine and Starfox Canvas Patches

I'm sorry you feel that way. I've already sewn on the Wolvie patch, and I love it! My wife was a bit concerned that a giant Wolverine patch on my jeans would be somehow uncool (you and I both know better than that, of course), but I ignored her protests. Fortunately, since most of my shirts are brown or green, the patch matches pretty well everything, and these can remain my best pair of jeans. Snikt!

I'll sell the Starfox patch back to you (who the hell is Starfox, anyway?), but Wolverine is on m'jeans! (that rhymes).

--David

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To: clarkschpiell
From: controller68
Subject: RE: ebay auction: Wolverine and Starfox Canvas Patches

David, Starfox is a Titanian Eternal. He was a friend of Captain Mar-Vell, and fought against Thanos, with Adam Warlock and others, in the Infinity Gauntlet saga. I'm getting more & more upset that I ever sold the patches to you. I thought you were a collector. Pls send the Starfox patch back, and I will refund your money. I gave you a good rating because of your quick payment, but I'm telling my friends not to sell to you.

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To: controller68
From: clarkschpiell
Subject: RE: ebay auction: Wolverine and Starfox Canvas Patches

controller68 --

Starfox sounds pretty cool. I looked him up in a Marvel database I found online. He was also a real Cassanova with the ladies. It turns out he can stimulate human pleasure centers with his mind, which is why the ladies dig him! My boy cat is pretty shy, but we always joke that he's a "Cassanova." I think I'll sew the patch to his blanket to give him an ego boost!

Sorry about not being able to send it back -- you should have told me he was a stupid character! lol.

--David

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To: clarkschpiell
From: controller68
Subject: RE: ebay auction: Wolverine and Starfox Canvas Patches

I hate you and your stupid fucking cat! I saw that you were bidding on a Nightcrawler patch from x_man_mania, and I emailed him and told him what you did. I hope he boots you.

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To: controller68
From: clarkschpiell
Subject: RE: ebay auction: Wolverine and Starfox Canvas Patches

controller,

The colors really ran on that Wolverine patch when I washed it. I know the ebay "buyer beware" rules and all, but I was wondering if you could offer some kind of a refund. If not, that's cool, but I'm afraid I'll have to post about your defective products in your feedback. For a big seller like you, I know that's a bad thing. I wouldn't do it, but the green background got really washed-out, and the brown and yellow kind of blended together. Let me know.

Thanx,
--David

PS: They're still the coolest jeans in the entire Homestore Program Management Office! Snikt!

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To: clarkschpiell
From: controller68
Subject: RE: ebay auction: Wolverine and Starfox Canvas Patches

Pls forward me $4 for USPS Priority shipping. Pls don't give me bad feedback -- ebay is how I make my gas money. I just sent you patches of Cloak & Dagger, Speedball and Devil Dinosaur & Mood Boy.

This is our last transaction. DO NOT email me again.


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